this is my life.
- Me: I would like to hear a joke. But a good one.
- Bastard Boyfriend: I went to the doctor and he said I had A.D.D. But I told him I could add, math was the one thing I was good at.
- Me: I don't think you told it right.
- Bastard Boyfriend: Let's tool.
- Me: What the hell does tool mean?
- Bastard Boyfriend: Sex
- Me: See, I knew you had some jokes.
- Bastard Boyfriend: Let's fuck.
- Me: ........
- Me: .............
- Me: ........................
- Me: I think we should just keep watching Entourage.
